Jan 16

An Inquiry:

Your hair and nails continue to grow after you die. Why the fuck don’t the zombies all look like the Geico Cavemen?!

  1. mynameesmuerte said: Actually, they don’t. They appear to, because as your corpse dehydrates, your skin shrinks back, and they look longer. Still, zombies probably really should look more dehydrated.
  2. thunderdolt posted this