The Goddamn Apocalypse
A few days ago I tweeted a simple idea for a website that, if you entered your birthday, it’d tell you how many ‘apocalypses’ you’d survived. A guy named Ash White decided to build it. How cool is that?
Mine says:
YOU’VE SURVIVED 72 FUCKING APOCALYPSES…
62
66! Wooooooo!
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
64! I’m so happy to be here!
59, motherfuckers.
I have survived 68 fucking apocalypses!
Come on, one more apocalypse!