FREE TEXAS with purchase of state of greater or equal value
(from 4chan)
I’m not a fan of anything Texan right now.
I have NEVER been a fan of Texas. Stupid long horn hand signs and whatnot.
THE HELL. Texas owns all other states. We can be our own country TYVM. Just ‘cause your University doesn’t have as much pride as we do. Be jealous and keep talking.
Your governor and his tea-bagging buddies have made claims of wanting to secede before. By all means, do it. We could use having a few less #TCOT members in this country.
Since Texas received the second-highest amount back in federal funds, assistance, and grants for every dollar they paid in federal taxes in 2008, I say see ya! Texas already holds the record for having the most flags flown over its land.
Whatevs.