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Aug 27
mynameesmuerte:

secret-icecream-empress:

voxapocrypha:

TEAMWORK

Dog biscuits for everyone!

That bird is like Oprah.You get a dog biscuit.You get a dog biscuit.EVERYBODY GETS A DOG BISCUIT!!!

mynameesmuerte:

secret-icecream-empress:

voxapocrypha:

TEAMWORK

Dog biscuits for everyone!

That bird is like Oprah.

You get a dog biscuit.
You get a dog biscuit.
EVERYBODY GETS A DOG BISCUIT!!!



cubedborg:

False advertising

cubedborg:

False advertising

(via jilli1205)


Aug 26
Grilled pork chop (sorry, gas instead of charcoal today) with hickory spice BBQ sauce. Topped with artichoke hearts and caramelized red onion. Twice-baked potato (hickory-smoked bacon, sharp cheddar, chives, sour cream, salt, garlic powder, and bacon), and, well, frozen green beans. Also a salad. Iz yum.

Grilled pork chop (sorry, gas instead of charcoal today) with hickory spice BBQ sauce. Topped with artichoke hearts and caramelized red onion. Twice-baked potato (hickory-smoked bacon, sharp cheddar, chives, sour cream, salt, garlic powder, and bacon), and, well, frozen green beans. Also a salad. Iz yum.


The temp is just right for grillin in the 804 tonite!

The temp is just right for grillin in the 804 tonite!


Aug 25

That moment

When you type out a long, detailed complaint in a kik message, in an attempt to share with someone who wants to know what’s going on, and you nix sending it, but decide to send it to yourself as an email, since you already labored over it, anyway.

Then, in the To: of the email, instead of yourself, you send it to the person ABOUT WHOM YOU’RE COMPLAINING. Then you hit send.

That moment when you question yourself, “Wait. Did I really send that to her, instead of myself?”

Fuck. Damn. Shit.


Packaged chicken positions 2 of 3: Missionary.

Packaged chicken positions 2 of 3: Missionary.


Packaged chicken positions 1 of 3: Spooning.

Oldest spotted this and said, “oh, they’re spooning!”

Packaged chicken positions 1 of 3: Spooning.

Oldest spotted this and said, “oh, they’re spooning!”



Aug 24
I got somethin to say about this.This right here actually made me bite my lip. This is far sexier than a vulva picture, shorn, shaped, or natural. Hands down!A few months ago someone I met through online wanted to send me pictures. We had agreed to go on a proper date, but she wanted to send me pictures, anyway. I pled with her to not send nudes. Not until I saw her nude, myself. Instead she sent me closeups of underwear, similar to this shot. That was worse than nudes! It was so goddamned sexy I could not stop thinking about her for the next 2 days, until our date!I don’t know why I’m talking about this, but I assure you, THIS is the way to be sexy. Oh. My. Gawd.

I got somethin to say about this.

This right here actually made me bite my lip. This is far sexier than a vulva picture, shorn, shaped, or natural. Hands down!

A few months ago someone I met through online wanted to send me pictures. We had agreed to go on a proper date, but she wanted to send me pictures, anyway. I pled with her to not send nudes. Not until I saw her nude, myself. Instead she sent me closeups of underwear, similar to this shot. That was worse than nudes! It was so goddamned sexy I could not stop thinking about her for the next 2 days, until our date!

I don’t know why I’m talking about this, but I assure you, THIS is the way to be sexy. Oh. My. Gawd.

(via d3ssins)


You guys,
My youngest is leaving. She is headed out to Portland to live with her mom. Victoria leaves tomorrow eve, and Annalisa leaves Tuesday at 6:15 am.

We had a wonderful meal tonight. Annalisa picked this cake. Before we headed to the store, we discussed if it should say Bon Voyage, which in my head is pronounced a’la Bugs Bunny, “Bon Voyagee”. Annalisa asked if it could say “Bananas are fun”? Of course it can! It’s your cake, baby girl! The guy behind the cake counter didn’t blink an eye. He didn’t ask her to repeat. He just said sure, and turned around and got to work.

Incidentally, that is a frosting laden candle in her mouth.


Aug 22
Tired of 64. 3rd trip to the Burg this wwek!

Tired of 64. 3rd trip to the Burg this wwek!


No! It’s too soon.

But, they’re purty!

I have extremely mixed feelings about this…

No! It’s too soon.

But, they’re purty!

I have extremely mixed feelings about this…


Aug 20
Why is the ice cream always gone?!

Why is the ice cream always gone?!


Aug 19