Tumblrdolt

Jul 19
I don’t know, man. If I go with that alternating thing with these hues, especially that 80s green, my toes are gonna look like the fucking Joker’s toes!

I don’t know, man. If I go with that alternating thing with these hues, especially that 80s green, my toes are gonna look like the fucking Joker’s toes!


Jul 18

Shit got real

Last night I was talking up a cute woman. Bright eyes. Pixie cut blond hair. Turns out she’s 10 years younger; a chronological difference about which she didn’t care. We started talking because she was the only one in her group of friends who recognized Kurtis Blow’s “These are the Breaks” rockin from the bar’s speakers. She said, “You’re cute. Come outside with me.”

We talked about ourselves a bit. In a similar situation, answering “how old are your kids?” with “they’re teenagers,” leads to some sympathetic statements regarding the struggle of a man with teenage daughters. I said, “Until tonight, i had 2 teens. My oldest just turned 20, 2 hours ago.” One brow raised higher than the other. She said, “Oh. I need to catch up with my friends. Nice meeting you.”


"Stays fresh for 2 weeks" is a damned lie, Snuggle.

I washed my clothes with your fabric softener. I’ve been wearing these drawers for 2 weeks, and they DO NOT smell fresh anymore!


“If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for people who do not make an effort to stay.” marcandangel.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via thetroothandnothingbutthetruth)


standwithpalestine:

Israel is about to unleash hell on the civilians of Gaza again, as if the last few weeks weren’t enough, or since the creation of the state of Israel. They killed 1,400 Palestinians in their last ground invasion of the besieged coastal enclave - between December 2008 to January 2009 - 300 of whom were children.
They bombed schools, used white phosphorus which is banned and shot at people waving white flags.
Make no mistake, Israel’s aim is to cleanse neighbourhoods - those are the words of an ex-Israeli soldier who took part in the assault. They went in and shot anything and everything that moved and they’re going to do it again.

standwithpalestine:

Israel is about to unleash hell on the civilians of Gaza again, as if the last few weeks weren’t enough, or since the creation of the state of Israel. They killed 1,400 Palestinians in their last ground invasion of the besieged coastal enclave - between December 2008 to January 2009 - 300 of whom were children.

They bombed schools, used white phosphorus which is banned and shot at people waving white flags.

Make no mistake, Israel’s aim is to cleanse neighbourhoods - those are the words of an ex-Israeli soldier who took part in the assault. They went in and shot anything and everything that moved and they’re going to do it again.

(via picardwouldtotallyrulekirk)


Jul 17
lolblogposts:

When chipotle just closed but I really want a burrito 

lolblogposts:

When chipotle just closed but I really want a burrito 

(via jilli1205)


Describe me in one word anon or not?

walelawho:

mylifeinthirds:

I wanna play. This should be interesting.

Sure, I’ll jump on the train. Being productive is for assholes.

(via mynameesmuerte)


TWENTY!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys… my baby girl is going to be TWENTY at midnight!!!

20!!!

TWENTY!!!!!!!!!!!


So… right now my piggies are the color to the far left. Feeling like I need to repaint. Recommendations?

So… right now my piggies are the color to the far left. Feeling like I need to repaint. Recommendations?



Jul 16

Jul 15

So, I just said words to my beagle I would have never, ever guessed would come out of my mouth. “Ow! Dude, move! You’re standing on my nipple hairs!!!”


I’ve seen THIS CLIP ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I’ve seen THIS CLIP ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT… NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY… NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?

(via ingythings)


itsawonderfulhealthylife:

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

Nathan Fillion must be protected at all costs.

(via biscuit-tornado)


radical-illusion:

its transparant 

radical-illusion:

its transparant 

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