December 2011
115 posts
Really Classic Radio 96.5?
You think you can just play ol’ cliché Stairway to heaven, and I’ll just forgive that Huey Lewis incident?! Sniff. Sob. You always know what to get me!
Prepare: When there's a thunderous clatter that...
Nope. Dad ate Hormel 3 Bean Chili!
How I know my wife is right for me:
With dinner remnants still in the table, she says “Man, elephants must have some terrible boogers!”
Win!
D'y'ever stand there at the kitchen cabinet...
those feelings look tasty?
I’m not comfortable picking you up from the hospital Uncle Bob. They said I should go through Patient Discharge. Just seems… unsanitary.
“If you get embarrassed every time you drop a pad or tampon—and it will happen—or...”
– Rookie Mag - Everybody Farts! (via 24freedinners)
Thunderdolt: It’s a vagina. For all the time and energy we dudes spend trying to get into them, we really ought to learn about them! Knowing your lady’s cycle, for example, saves you from surprise and disappointment. Also lets you know...
The Police - Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
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“A year after Virginia overhauled its review process to improve the quality of...”
– Error-plagued history books’ publisher to bypass Va review by marketing directly to districts - The Washington Post
Hey, Jim and Stephanie! DO YOU MISS US YET?
ThunderDolt: Yay Virginia! Save tax money on the review process for our childrens’ books! They ‘on’t need ‘em...
Oh, cute little flock of migrating birds. I wonder...
No, really. Because I want to come to your house and shit all over your car. And grill. And deck chairs…
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This eggnog ice cream tastes funny.
Oldest is aggravated at youngest from earlier. Oldest recommends everyone stuff someone else’s stocking this year.
Youngest says, “I thought Santa filled the stockings.”
Irritated oldest replies, “There is no Santa.”
Youngest runs to bedroom and sobs hysterically.
Realize that due to financial situation, Santa wasn’t bringing shit this year, anyway.
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picardwouldtotallyrulekirk:
“The show went on sale at noon on Saturday, December 10th. 12 hours later, we had over 50,000 purchases and had earned $250,000, breaking even on the cost of production and website. As of Today, we’ve sold over 110,000 copies for a total of over $500,000. Minus some money for PayPal charges etc, I have a profit around $200,000 (after taxes $75.58). This is less than I...
