December 2009
79 posts
This redskins defense seems more like their effense!
“Whoa Silent Bob, I think that stuff just kicked in!” Step into 10 inch snow and remember I put on shoes instead of either pair of my boots.
Didja ever burp and the smell made you say "Fuck!"
“That’s gonna smell much worse when it makes to the dark side”?
Yeah, mini BBQ meatballs are like that. Oof.
davislove:
Looking at tumblr from my BlackBerry sucks donkey. FYI.
I concur. I’m horrified, yet I can’t look away!
Today was my 9yo’s first day with glasses. Kid called her nerd. Her “Well, when you’re calling me a nerd you’re calling me smart. Go ahead!”
Cheeky little bastard
After many follies with my Raspberry correcting my spelling, it has now become so petty it’s personal. It just changed “Mufuckin” to “Mu fuckin”. It’s like talking to a teenager! “Actually, dad, since there are 2 words in the original, there must be 2 words in your adapted vernacular.” Kiss m’ass!
http://twitpic.com/tsoym - Eat your vegetables!
Walking dogs. Hot blonde pulls over rolls window down & says hi. Thinking “alright!” Until “are they both purebred beagles?” Oh well #iamold
If I can’t give anti-stars, can I give black holes?
@vmarinelli rules!
Big Daddy sez: Errything go okay with bedtime and such? Sorry for leaving with such short notice. Love you!
Vmarinelli: Yup. Walking now
Big Daddy sez: Love you! Okay for to come by later?
Vmarinelli: Yeah. Fyi hard to type now
Big Daddy sez: Okay. Can you gove me a lucid, no-adjective-or-adverb-filled description of each activity at the house this evening, accompanied by meticulous observation of each child's reactions, related to an annotated evaluation of a synthesis of possible alternative reactions, including essays for each tangent?
Vmarinelli: fu
@vmarinelli rules!
Big Daddy sez: Errything go okay with bedtime and such? Sorry for leaving with such short notice. Love you!
Vmarinelli: Yup. Walking now
Big Daddy sez: Love you! Okay for to come by later?
Vmarinelli: Yeah. Fyi hard to type now
Big Daddy sez: Okay. Can you gove me a lucid, no-adjective-or-adverb-filled description of each activity at the house this evening, accompanied by meticulous observation of each child's reactions, related to an annotated evaluation of a synthesis of possible alternative reactions, including essays for each tangent?
Vmarinelli: fu
http://twitpic.com/tkk0u - Norma Jean at Canal Club, Richmond, Va, tonight. (1)
http://twitpic.com/tkkl0 - Norma Jean at Canal Club, Richmond, Va, tonight. (2)
Effects? Or should it have been "affects"?
funsizebytes:
This is one of those things I’m never sure about.
Why isn’t there an “i before e” rule for this?
I don’t know. Why don’t we ask some foreigners to weigh in on it?
Because this could effect James Cameron’s special affects.
I have not had a cigarette in 573 days
sarkastickunt:
I have avoided smoking 22,949 cigarette’s and have saved $10,326.74
Twenty two fucking thousand!!! I am ashamed with how I mistreated myself, and how selfish of an addict I truly was.
My clothes smell better, food tastes better, and I simply feel better.
It was the best decision I have EVER made. And I don’t regret it for a second.
Fuck yeah! I haven’t smoked since the...
faith and agnosticism
kurafire:
inthefade:
Which is what leads me to recognize that I am not an atheist. If I am leaving that door open that I could be wrong, then I am not a true atheist. But that door is wide and it opens to a big place that encompasses more than the Catholic God. In fact, it opens to no god at all, but to the idea of something god-like. Possibilities. Fate, Nature.
True atheism is less about...
http://twitpic.com/ti1lg - Silly beagle. Dogs cannot shop, even with a coupon! How will you get the money out of your wallet?
http://twitpic.com/tbh4l - Vmarinelli fulfilling her promise to perpetually flip off the tumblsphere. You should be at McCormack’s in RVA. R
Jimmie’s Chicken Shack - Trash - from Bring...