Rites of Spring
You know spring has arrived when the ants besiege your kitchen. And you know the ants have besieged your kitchen when you look down into the bowl of cereal you’re eating and it looks like an ant Titanic must have sunk in there. Little carcasses floating around… Jaaaaack!!! I wonder how many I ate?
ShortFormBlog: Thoughts on Tumblr and Yahoo (in... →
ron-bailey: People don’t go into business to share the commodities they created for free. They venture into businesses - and tumblr is a business - to make money. Nobody puts their life and heart and soul into a business venture without the idea that they are going to get something in return. To bemoan the fact that they will be able to make money is on the same level as when people bitch...
Holy tear ducts, Batman!
Pro tip: DO NOT rub your itchy eyes immediately after using hand sanitizer. Sweet Jesus on a unicycle, Satan is dancing on my eyeballs!!!
The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be...– Jada Pinkett Smith (via spinals)
twisted-sapi0sexual: sonicsea: men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad. hey this is a good and important post
Dear Christian Mingle dot com, please stop...
Because these tiles are proof THERE IS NO GOD!
lifesucksthenyouregenerate: mattfrombusted: why is it called lukewarm like why isn’t medium warm who is luke “Luke” was a Middle English word meaning lukewarm or tepid. The word “lukewarm” emerged in the 14th century, and is basically like saying “warm-warm”. No, it is the internal temperature of a tauntaun.
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Why we should use the Oxford Comma
bowtiesinthedungeon: A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that: “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
I solved the mystery and created a new one all at...
Doctor Who Framed Roger Rabbit