Tumblrdolt

Dolt you know already? Off-center fellow in RVA. You can always email me at thunderdolt at the gmail. Or KiK me: ThunderDolt

Apr 23

jmarie0621itsme:

I really am a fan.

"I’m a dandy highwayman"

Adam and The Ants—Stand and Deliver

(LOOK BRYAN, Andy Gibb!)

"I spend my cash on looking flash
And grabbing your attention
The devil take your stereo
And your record collection
The way you look you’ll qualify
For next year’s old age pension!”

Adam Ant is the reason I got my first earrings. I figured if he could be that androgynous, yet so unbelievably masculine, he was my role model. In sleepy little Williamsburg, VA, there were only 2 dudes I knew of who had an earring in 1984. So, I got two. Yeah, Adam Ant was the fucking deal! This, from the big bald badass wearing “mint” toenail polish!

Besides, anyone who can make an anthematic chorus out of “Da diddly qua qu-ah, da diddly qua qu-ah” is the motherfucking man!

(via dougieplaysbanjo)


angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

Sadly, I have borne witness to 3 of these.

(Not my doing, I only witnessed)

(via tymethiefslongerthoughts)



technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

(via roooothakers)


wordishness:

Oh, hell yes. Ice- cold whiskey dispenser at the office.

Can haz?

wordishness:

Oh, hell yes. Ice- cold whiskey dispenser at the office.

Can haz?


Apr 22
dougieplaysbanjo:

freddashdog:

Hakuna your tatas

Hakuna your tatas wins

dougieplaysbanjo:

freddashdog:

Hakuna your tatas

Hakuna your tatas wins

(via ingythings)


Hey Randy…

Hey Randy…



Dude! Uncool! That was supposed to be between us bros!!!

Dude! Uncool! That was supposed to be between us bros!!!


thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

(via msbolshevik)


So let me get this straight:

hungrylikethewolfie:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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problem

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with

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these ones?

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

(via houseoflaurenduarte)


wentdog:

'For the past four years, 16-year-old artist Shania McDonagh has participated in the Texaco Children’s Art Competition, an art contest for children in Ireland held every year since 1955. Just looking at the astounding portrait above, it may come as no surprise that McDonagh has won the top prize for her age category every year since she was 12, and today snagged the top prize for the 2014 competition with this hyperrealistic drawing of a man titled Coleman.’
Amazing. Read more here.

wentdog:

'For the past four years, 16-year-old artist Shania McDonagh has participated in the Texaco Children’s Art Competition, an art contest for children in Ireland held every year since 1955. Just looking at the astounding portrait above, it may come as no surprise that McDonagh has won the top prize for her age category every year since she was 12, and today snagged the top prize for the 2014 competition with this hyperrealistic drawing of a man titled Coleman.’

Amazing. Read more here.


fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(via improper-left-hand-turn)


greviousmentalharm:

professionaltwerk:

suckmyphallus:


Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.

canada

SCREAMING

Please tell me one of the officers with a sense of humour took one


That seems awfully rude. Maybe they’re actually americans. Wouldn’t Cananadians hand over these doughnuts on individual Horton plates, with a small coffee?

greviousmentalharm:

professionaltwerk:

suckmyphallus:

Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.

canada

SCREAMING

Please tell me one of the officers with a sense of humour took one

That seems awfully rude. Maybe they’re actually americans. Wouldn’t Cananadians hand over these doughnuts on individual Horton plates, with a small coffee?

(via improper-left-hand-turn)


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