http://twitpic.com/od63p - It’s November in Virginia. I am outside and shirtless and it feels great! Bask in my lilly-whiteness! LADIES…
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It’s November in Virginia. I am outside and shirtless and it feels great! Bask in my lilly-whiteness! LADIES…
Damn you XM! When playing Rage Against the Machine’s “Freedom” please display “Hey asshole! Use cruise control, lest you drive like an ass!”
Odd that my post-surgery uncle announced his bowel movement triumph. Disgusting to find the unflushed proof still lurking in the bathroom!
http://twitpic.com/o66b3 - Virginia: Have you voted yet?
Virginia: Have you voted yet?
Virginia: Campaign lies “Show dems govt bailouts don’t work! Vote McDonnell.” Bailouts were Bush’s plan. Prove we’re not fools. Vote Deeds!
Come on you fucking hippie bitch! You gotta start feeding me properly!
Those hippos in that other enclosure are the size of motherfucking SUVs.
Are you deliberately stunting my growth so you can hang on to me longer? Jesus fucking Christ there is some serious Tenneessee Williams shit going on here.
(via myopixia)
ARB due to hippo humor.
The original XBox controller (#12) was about the worst thing ever. It was shaped like a breadbox and the Black and White buttons fucked things up constantly. My favorites are the Dreamcast controller (#8), and the XBox 360 controller (#17).
Although Microsoft could make the central ‘X’ button a hell of a lot smaller. I’ve frozen a few dozen Gears of War matches by hitting it while frantically trying to Roadie Run.
Ugh, the original XBox controller is the thing that put me off the console. I couldn’t stand the chunkiness of it.
Admittedly I didn’t like the N64 controller much myself, everybody raves on about it but I found it to be very awkward to hold a lot of the time and never felt like it fit in my hand quite right, unlike the Playstation controller which felt more like a part of my limbs. The Wii one, like I said, is my favourite though, and I think Nintendo have just about perfected controllers with the invention of that.
I do love the Wii controller, I’m just disappointed in the game selection. Though it’s my fault too. I bought No More Heroes a year ago and STILL haven’t played it. And I loved Killer 7.
The Panasonic/Goldstar 3DO controller was the best. It had a headphone jack with a volume control knob IN THE CONTROLLER, and the other controllers daisy chained off the first, so only one controller HAD TO REACH THE CONSOLE! For 1994 that shit was swank! Also, the games kicked serious ass. I still play it sometimes.
And nothing can kill The Grimace!
