Tumblrdolt

Dolt you know already? Off-center fellow in RVA. You can always email me at thunderdolt at the gmail. Or KiK me: ThunderDolt

Apr 20
For what it’s worth, happy easter! I’m at work, cleaning latrines…

Not really. I *AM* at work until midnight. They said it would be slow. “Come out to the coast. Have some fun…” Lies, I tell you! Back to back calls from customers.

I’m also the only one not praying at our potluck.

Which, also, how damn cruel to have a POTluck on 4/20? There’s not a single tray of brownies here!!!

For what it’s worth, happy easter! I’m at work, cleaning latrines…

Not really. I *AM* at work until midnight. They said it would be slow. “Come out to the coast. Have some fun…” Lies, I tell you! Back to back calls from customers.

I’m also the only one not praying at our potluck.

Which, also, how damn cruel to have a POTluck on 4/20? There’s not a single tray of brownies here!!!


My mom has a good sense of humor.

And she dislikes cats…

My mom has a good sense of humor.

And she dislikes cats…


kfedup:

muffpunch:

bunnyfood:

(via dailypicksandflicks:Rosalinda Lascano)

It is so unfair that I can not have a pet pig.

Lila said that exact same thing yesterday as we were driving to get our hair cut. She tried every angle to convince me to get a little pink baby pig for her for Easter, then when she ran out of ideas and arguments, she said that. Spooky.

It’s a pig eating spinach!!!


harvestheart:

gokce-p:clarknokent:
HH:  Saturday - get up, get up, get uppppp!

harvestheart:

gokce-p:clarknokent:

HH:  Saturday - get up, get up, get uppppp!


Apr 18
roooothakers:

Gpoy

roooothakers:

Gpoy


(via lambofsatan)


Dude

Say what you need to say


Stop.

Just stop.


picardwouldtotallyrulekirk:

One of the best sci-fi concepts ever.

Except…And this is why I hate my over-analyzing mind… In almost every Sci Fi incarnation of otherworlders you see, the “creatures” almost without fail have enormous, cumbersome hands.Take this cheeky fella above. He looks badass, amirite? Remember the scene where he’s fixing his wounds? His nails put Ru Paul to shame. He could barely manipulate a fucking bowl and snap open some glow sticks. And you want me to believe these bastards are dexterous enough to conquer space and intergalactic flight with intricately advanced electronics? I ain’t buyin it! He must have to get stitches monthly just from wiping his ass!Yes, it looks scary, and menacing, but come on! It’s insulting!

picardwouldtotallyrulekirk:

One of the best sci-fi concepts ever.

Except…

And this is why I hate my over-analyzing mind… In almost every Sci Fi incarnation of otherworlders you see, the “creatures” almost without fail have enormous, cumbersome hands.

Take this cheeky fella above. He looks badass, amirite? Remember the scene where he’s fixing his wounds? His nails put Ru Paul to shame. He could barely manipulate a fucking bowl and snap open some glow sticks. And you want me to believe these bastards are dexterous enough to conquer space and intergalactic flight with intricately advanced electronics? I ain’t buyin it! He must have to get stitches monthly just from wiping his ass!

Yes, it looks scary, and menacing, but come on! It’s insulting!


Fuck it


Apr 17

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

(via debshock)


SST. All I got…

SST. All I got…


Finding weapons of destruction in the produce aisle!

Finding weapons of destruction in the produce aisle!


Apr 16
animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

animalssittingoncapybaras:

Every breath you take, every roll you make, I’ll be perched on you.

(via tymethiefslongerthoughts)


Muppets Most Wanted

Is the best Muppets Movie evar!!!


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