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Jul 23

rightspecs:

dead-mantis:

小姜 冷军 (Xiaojiang by Leng Jun)

I quit.

(via picardwouldtotallyrulekirk)


Jul 21
latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

latinorebels:

No explanation needed.

(via jilli1205)


goestoeleven:

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.


This was a big slap upside the head so early in the morning.

goestoeleven:

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

This was a big slap upside the head so early in the morning.


Jul 19

(via jilli1205)


In wishing her sister a joyous day after her birthday, we confirm that spacing is important: Happy after birthday easily becomes happy afterbirth day.


Is there something she should know?

She meant to wish her sister a happy day after her birthday. She said, “Happy Afterlife.”


buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

(via readitsomeplace)


I don’t know, man. If I go with that alternating thing with these hues, especially that 80s green, my toes are gonna look like the fucking Joker’s toes!

I don’t know, man. If I go with that alternating thing with these hues, especially that 80s green, my toes are gonna look like the fucking Joker’s toes!


Jul 18

Shit got real

Last night I was talking up a cute woman. Bright eyes. Pixie cut blond hair. Turns out she’s 10 years younger; a chronological difference about which she didn’t care. We started talking because she was the only one in her group of friends who recognized Kurtis Blow’s “These are the Breaks” rockin from the bar’s speakers. She said, “You’re cute. Come outside with me.”

We talked about ourselves a bit. In a similar situation, answering “how old are your kids?” with “they’re teenagers,” leads to some sympathetic statements regarding the struggle of a man with teenage daughters. I said, “Until tonight, i had 2 teens. My oldest just turned 20, 2 hours ago.” One brow raised higher than the other. She said, “Oh. I need to catch up with my friends. Nice meeting you.”


"Stays fresh for 2 weeks" is a damned lie, Snuggle.

I washed my clothes with your fabric softener. I’ve been wearing these drawers for 2 weeks, and they DO NOT smell fresh anymore!


“If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for people who do not make an effort to stay.” marcandangel.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via thetroothandnothingbutthetruth)


standwithpalestine:

Israel is about to unleash hell on the civilians of Gaza again, as if the last few weeks weren’t enough, or since the creation of the state of Israel. They killed 1,400 Palestinians in their last ground invasion of the besieged coastal enclave - between December 2008 to January 2009 - 300 of whom were children.
They bombed schools, used white phosphorus which is banned and shot at people waving white flags.
Make no mistake, Israel’s aim is to cleanse neighbourhoods - those are the words of an ex-Israeli soldier who took part in the assault. They went in and shot anything and everything that moved and they’re going to do it again.

standwithpalestine:

Israel is about to unleash hell on the civilians of Gaza again, as if the last few weeks weren’t enough, or since the creation of the state of Israel. They killed 1,400 Palestinians in their last ground invasion of the besieged coastal enclave - between December 2008 to January 2009 - 300 of whom were children.

They bombed schools, used white phosphorus which is banned and shot at people waving white flags.

Make no mistake, Israel’s aim is to cleanse neighbourhoods - those are the words of an ex-Israeli soldier who took part in the assault. They went in and shot anything and everything that moved and they’re going to do it again.

(via picardwouldtotallyrulekirk)


Jul 17
lolblogposts:

When chipotle just closed but I really want a burrito 

lolblogposts:

When chipotle just closed but I really want a burrito 

(via jilli1205)


Describe me in one word anon or not?

walelawho:

mylifeinthirds:

I wanna play. This should be interesting.

Sure, I’ll jump on the train. Being productive is for assholes.

(via mynameesmuerte)


TWENTY!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys… my baby girl is going to be TWENTY at midnight!!!

20!!!

TWENTY!!!!!!!!!!!


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